Truth in Imagination

adventures / stories without end / music / tea and honey
katie-and-her-fandoms:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

clockworkjohnwatson:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

confusedvantas:

major-trouble:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite
I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

And keep in mind:
I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One

And of course
I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours

Also:I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be

And another:
I Am Not Converting to Satanism I’m Just Researching These Rituals and Mythologies For Writing Purposes

How about this:
I Am Not A Sociopath Nor Am I Addicted To Ketamine I Just Need To Know What My Symptoms Would Be If I Were A Sociopathic Murderer Going Through Drug Withdrawal

these all sound like Fall Out Boy songs

katie-and-her-fandoms:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

clockworkjohnwatson:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

confusedvantas:

major-trouble:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

And keep in mind:

I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One

And of course

I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours

Also:

I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be

And another:

I Am Not Converting to Satanism I’m Just Researching These Rituals and Mythologies For Writing Purposes

How about this:

I Am Not A Sociopath Nor Am I Addicted To Ketamine I Just Need To Know What My Symptoms Would Be If I Were A Sociopathic Murderer Going Through Drug Withdrawal

these all sound like Fall Out Boy songs

(Source: dumbfuckingnerds, via rdjcat)


Steve looks like he’d be great with kids but like seriously he’s the worst babysitter you ever had get someone else, get Bucky, get Satan, just don’t leave Steve responsible for your child.

Steve looks like he’d be great with kids but like seriously he’s the worst babysitter you ever had get someone else, get Bucky, get Satan, just don’t leave Steve responsible for your child.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)

this--charmless--man asked: How did the Louisiana Purchase happen?

ladyhistory:

Thomas Jefferson had one of those buy-some-land-get-the-whole-damn continent-free coupons which was about to expire on the 31st.